The Weirdest Sign Ever!
Apparently somewhere in the world, it is necessary to warn people not to let go of their wheelchair-bound grandpa at the top of the steep hill because there are hungry gators waiting with open mouths at the bottom.
8:26 PM - In email conversation with my Evil Friend Joe today, he suggested that maybe this is not a warning sign, but an advertisement for gators that they can find food easily here. So I have developed a commercial for the gators' fast food:
Hi. Are you an alligator between the ages of zero and infinity? Do you find that your diet lacks that satisfying 'crunch' every gator longs for? Try our new RUSH Old Person Delivery Service! Your tasty snack will be delivered to you in its own wheelchair. All you have to do is open your mouth and wait!
I am so going to hell for this. :-o
6 comments:
katie already owes me a new ibook for drooling on my shift key, but after that post i think you'd better chip in... hahahahaha
LOL....funny sign!!
*gator Fat Bastard voice*
Hmmmmm... seems like an oldie...
I'm higher than ye on the food chain!
GET IN MAH BELLY!
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It's not a warning or an advertisement for gators, it's an advertisement for people telling them that this is where you take the old people you want to get rid of.
*snerk* If you're going to hell for writing that, save a seat for me for laughing my behind off at it!
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