Not quite a Monday Confessional, but more of a Monday "Wow This Is Embarrassing."
I'll preface by saying that I'm very glad I wore cargo pants today, with huge pockets that can button closed. Soon you will see why.
I have a problem finding bras that fit. So I measured myself carefully and ordered one from an online store. It arrived, and all seemed well and good. It didn't quite fit, but it fit at least as well as any I've ever picked out from a regular store, so I figured it would be fine.
I wore it today.
A little while after lunch, I noticed that it was starting to feel REALLY uncomfortable.
I went to the restroom to lock myself in a stall and investigate in relative privacy.
One of the straps had broken. It was not reparable. At least not by me, with the resources I have at work!
It is now in my gigantic buttoned-shut cargo pocket.
I just have to remember not to jump up and down at any point today.