Ingredients: Flour, water, milk, sugar, soul, thought, cinnamon, wonder, molasses, compassion.
Mix ingredients carefully.
Shape slave as desired. Place on cookie sheet.
Extract wonder. It will not be needed, but was used to flavor slave with hopeless memory.
Heat oven to 350˚. Or, if desired, use life-oven set at “frenetic.”
Remove from oven when toothpick inserted into soul comes out clean.
Decorate as desired. Painted-on smiles with dead eyes are favored.
Note: Compassion and thought generally evaporate during baking.