"Where are my pants???"
"I'm so hungry I could eat this fax machine."
"So, did you try those new drugs yet?"
"Someone's cologne smells like dog ass."
"Why do you not have anything on your head?"
"I love pickles."
"I hate pickles."
"There's toilet paper on my shoe!"
"Why don't you build one with your kid's Legos?"
It's shaping up to be a very strange sort of day. When the first thing that happens when you get to the office is seeing a manager running down the hall yelling that he can't find his pants, you know it's going to be an unusual day.